Never thought we would say

We have decided that we need to start making regular posts about things that Brett and I find ourselves saying to the children that we never thought we would say as parents.  To start it off I am including these two gems from the last few days:

1) Don't lick the grill of the car (oh, yes she was)
2) We don't draw on the baby (As Finley was posed over Emmett with a crayon)

And here are a few older ones but they are worth noting

1) "How about you NOT try to hold that with your hands full of knives and strawberries..." (both were plastic) 
2) "NO! Do NOT take a fork to your sister!" (That one was metal, and meant for conflict 'resolution')

Check back soon for more...